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Topic: Text this to a girl and get LAID!!!!!!!
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Just_a_GT
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Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to some random girl and POST IT UP.
You: I have a question
Her : ......
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: ........
You: Coming over now
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[ April 22, 2011, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
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SAV650HAB
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if thats what you gotta do to get laid by your lady then hats off to you ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif) .
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Just_a_GT
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can anybody around here take a lil joke.
[ April 22, 2011, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
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phonso302
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kinda lame you would have to text ur girl to get laid
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Just_a_GT
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edited since i just copied and pasted
i just found it. i will try it though see if it works
[ April 22, 2011, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
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NEIGHT
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Neta? Common mamon if they're ur girl dNt text them just start getting shit started lol
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Just_a_GT
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son puras mamadas compa.
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NEIGHT
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If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
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Just_a_GT
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
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NEIGHT
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quote:
Originally posted by SanFranGiants2010:
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
Yo I'm just helping you out on your sex game since you gotta text up your own gf to lay pipe.
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Just_a_GT
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
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Originally posted by SanFranGiants2010:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
Yo I'm just helping you out on your sex game since you gotta text up your own gf to lay pipe.
haha no me aguito
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Just_a_GT
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quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
so what am i supposed to do with the jumper cables NEIGHT... Lace me up haha
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Pure Stang
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I'll play along I'm bored lol
Me: I got a question
Her: what is it
Me: ......
Her: you got issues
Me: coming over
Her: ur drunk
Lol...
I'm waiting for more responses me and my bud are doing it for shits and giggles.
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sic70stang
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If I did this I would be busy for the next few weeks.
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Jumper cables ftmfw!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pure Stang
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Me: got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: ....
Her: WTF is bang?
Me: WTF u blonde lol
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R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
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FordRyderz510
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Originally posted by Pure Stang:
Me: got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: ....
Her: WTF is bang?
Me: WTF u blonde lol
haha another blonde moment she had
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ME: was up?
HER: idk you tell me was good?
ME: Im cumin over >;]
HER: where?
ME: All OVER!!
HER: ....
HER:ok CUM! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Wildfire532FB
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LOL are you a miscer?
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solbrothers
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i was with my gf and this bitch that i used to talk to but never messed with from hella long ago texted me. so i texted her "so when you gonna let me tap that" she was like "come over" and my gf and i lol'd
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LXjames
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^^^^^^^^^wtf your girl laughed? lucky. i got a spanish chick. that wouldnt have gone over well with her lol
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Nastysvt
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Originally posted by lucius50fox:
^^^^^^^^^wtf your girl laughed? lucky. i got a spanish chick. that wouldnt have gone over well with her lol
+10000 on that..lol
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What do you know,it worked ,on her way
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Zeke34
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Did you get this idea from Seatstaysup.com? If so, I remember reading that thread years ago and some people actually posted up some funny stuff. Here's a link to the thread, definitely a good read if you've got the time.
http://seatstaysup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22684
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Just_a_GT
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Got it from a different mustang forum. Thought it would work out here but sav650hab NEIGHT and phonso302 Just seem to hate on everybody if it ain't their post, no pun intended. But there were some pretty hilarious posts
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