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DIRTY SALLY
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Yup just like it says. [Big Grin]

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Was your ass sore when you woke up too... [Razz]

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What did your fingers smell like?

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quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
Was your ass sore when you woke up too... [Razz]

Lol thats hilarious
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That's hella funny, my friend told me the other day that she woke up in her trunk.

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Why pretent someone u are not, everyone else could see it.

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If you woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?

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Posts: 1731 | From: SSF | Registered: Apr 2008  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
That's hella funny, my friend told me the other day that she woke up in her trunk.

Wow what was she doing [Eek!]

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Posts: 2790 | From: RICHMOND/sanpablo | Registered: Dec 2003  |  :
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Make sure theres no tricycle hanging under your truck moron.

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SHit get a pregnancy test right away lol [Wink]

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Posts: 162 | From: La barca jalisco | Registered: Feb 2011  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Make sure theres no tricycle hanging under your truck moron.

[Whoo Whooooo!]

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Posts: 4678 | From: North Hayward, Cali | Registered: Sep 2010  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 94 N.C.F. GT:
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
That's hella funny, my friend told me the other day that she woke up in her trunk.

Wow what was she doing [Eek!]
well just think of a snooky in a hispanic version .

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Why pretent someone u are not, everyone else could see it.

Posts: 3625 | From: redwood city | Registered: Apr 2004  |  :
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hahaha better than waking up in jail i suppose [dance]

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Cool Story Bro. 

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Posts: 3768 | From: Vallejo, CA | Registered: Feb 2010  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 94 N.C.F. GT:
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
That's hella funny, my friend told me the other day that she woke up in her trunk.

Wow what was she doing [Eek!]
gettin ran lol

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quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Make sure theres no tricycle hanging under your truck moron.

Maybe that dumbass kid shouldn't have been out riding riding his tricycle at 3am

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quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Make sure theres no tricycle hanging under your truck moron.

Maybe that dumbass kid shouldn't have been out riding riding his tricycle at 3am

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its funny how dipshit op thought he was going to get praise here..shii where are the cops when we need them?
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quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
Was your ass sore when you woke up too... [Razz]

HAHA...i was going to post the sameshit...dirtymarry ur lucky u didnt get a sui

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Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.

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Originally posted by 707notchback jaejae:
hahaha better than waking up in jail i suppose [dance]

+1000 just be glad that didnt happen...

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Posts: 5091 | From: SHOREVIEW E.S SAN MATEO | Registered: Sep 2010  |  :
50DADDY
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quote:
Originally posted by Infamous5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Make sure theres no tricycle hanging under your truck moron.

Maybe that dumbass kid shouldn't have been out riding riding his tricycle at 3am
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wasn't this the same guy who was in the hospital for health issues a while back from being a nasty slob who didn't take care of himself?

better start saving for that early retirement.

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quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
Yup just like it says. [Big Grin]

Is this your cry for help..? or are you just looking for a little attention..?

A drunk driver killed my Dad when i was 11yrs old. My brothers were 8 and 12. Im not a young man and to this day i remember my Mom getting the call.

Think real hard about that will ya.

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DIRTY SALLY
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This post was a joke man sorry if it affend anyone bro I'm sorry for your loss man I understand where your comeing from I lost both my parents my mom when I was 14 and my dad when I was 21 I never woke up in my truck with a beer in my hand nor did I drink and drive all it is a remix lines of a country song

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quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
Yup just like it says. [Big Grin]

Is this your cry for help..? or are you just looking for a little attention..?

A drunk driver killed my Dad when i was 11yrs old. My brothers were 8 and 12. Im not a young man and to this day i remember my Mom getting the call.

Think real hard about that will ya.

Yeah this joke sucks, peoples lives are changed cause of drunk drivers. This thread sucks

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yea my dad got hit by an 18 wheeler because of a drunk semi driver on a bridge on the back route to sac. this thread wasnt a good idea

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